I love a good quote! One that as soon as you read it you want to say, “Yes!” right away! The ones that leave you with a smirk or small chuckle at the end. Today I wanted to share some of the funny cat quotes I came across in my search, the ones I think you all will enjoy. Most cat owners have the same thoughts when it comes to their cats, so let’s see some of the famous quotes that are out there. These quotes are hilarious and so true for the life of a cat owner.
I’ve found some famous, profound and funny cat quotes. Each cat has a quirk that sometimes leaves the cat owner amused and when you read a quote that someone else experienced the same thing with their cat, you can connect! Enjoy these great cat quotes.
Funny Cat Quotes That Ring True For Owners
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer. —Paula Poundstone
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days. — Bill Dana
Human beings are drawn to cats because they are all we are not — self-contained, elegant in everything they do, relaxed, assured, glad of the company, yet still posse. ― Pam Brown
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. ― James Herriot
If you would know what a cat is thinking about, you must hold its paw in your hand for a long time.— Jules Champfleury
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.— Ellen Perry Berkeley
What greater gift than the love of a cat. ― Charles Dickens
Dogs eat. Cats dine. — Ann Taylor
The cat is above all things, a dramatist. —Margaret Benson
Never try to out-stubborn a cat. ― Robert A. Heinlein
Cats have it all – admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it. ― Rod McKuen
Any household with at least one feline member has no need for an alarm clock. — Louise A. Belcher
I have found it is surprisingly difficult to remain sad when a cat is doing its level best to sandpaper one’s cheeks. ― R.L. LaFevers
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. — Terry Pratchett
The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat. —Jules Renard
You know how it is with cats: They don’t really have owners, they have staff.”— Author PC Cast
Prowling his own quiet backyard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a whisker away from the wilds. ― Jean Burden
You can not look at a sleeping cat and feel tense. — Jane Pauley
A meow massages the heart. —Stuart McMillan
A cat will do what it wants when it wants, and there’s not a thing you can do about it. — Frank Perkins
A cat allows you to sleep on the bed. On the edge.— Jenny de Vries
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul. ― Jean Cocteau
The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal – or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be. ― Author Elizabeth Peters
Do you have a favorite quote about cats? If so let me know in the comment section!
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