Spot-On Funny Cat Quotes You Might Find to Be True

By Kelsey Apley 2 years agoNo Comments

I love a good quote! One that as soon as you read it you want to say, “Yes!” right away! The ones that leave you with a smirk or small chuckle at the end. Today I wanted to share some of the funny cat quotes I came across in my search, the ones I think you all will enjoy. Most cat owners have the same thoughts when it comes to their cats, so let’s see some of the famous quotes that are out there. These quotes are hilarious and so true for the life of a cat owner. 

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I’ve found some famous, profound and funny cat quotes. Each cat has a quirk that sometimes leaves the cat owner amused and when you read a quote that someone else experienced the same thing with their cat, you can connect! Enjoy these great cat quotes.

Funny Cat Quotes That Ring True For Owners

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The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer. —Paula Poundstone

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days. — Bill Dana

Human beings are drawn to cats because they are all we are not — self-contained, elegant in everything they do, relaxed, assured, glad of the company, yet still posse. ― Pam Brown

Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. ― James Herriot

If you would know what a cat is thinking about, you must hold its paw in your hand for a long time.—  Jules Champfleury

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.— Ellen Perry Berkeley

What greater gift than the love of a cat. ― Charles Dickens

Dogs eat. Cats dine. — Ann Taylor

The cat is above all things, a dramatist. —Margaret Benson

Never try to out-stubborn a cat. ― Robert A. Heinlein

Cats have it all – admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it. ― Rod McKuen

Any household with at least one feline member has no need for an alarm clock. — Louise A. Belcher

I have found it is surprisingly difficult to remain sad when a cat is doing its level best to sandpaper one’s cheeks. ― R.L. LaFevers

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. — Terry Pratchett

The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat. —Jules Renard

You know how it is with cats: They don’t really have owners, they have staff.”— Author PC Cast

Prowling his own quiet backyard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a whisker away from the wilds. ― Jean Burden

You can not look at a sleeping cat and feel tense. — Jane Pauley

A meow massages the heart. —Stuart McMillan

A cat will do what it wants when it wants, and there’s not a thing you can do about it. — Frank Perkins

A cat allows you to sleep on the bed. On the edge.— Jenny de Vries

I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul. ― Jean Cocteau

The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal – or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be. ― Author Elizabeth Peters

Do you have a favorite quote about cats? If so let me know in the comment section! 

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 Kelsey Apley

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I am a city girl who has now moved to the country for a more relaxed lifestyle, with my husband and son! We love to be outdoors in nature, doing crafts, and just taking each day as a new adventure. I am a freelance writer and stay at home mom by day!

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